Let me start by saying that this will not be as good as my last entry. Oh gosh, it feels good to say that. Now I can exhale, sink down into the slumped position that I prefer, and begin forming coherent(ish) thoughts again.
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Think of how far you’ve come since you first began breaking up with people. Smirk as you remember the adolescent breakups, the ones where no words were exchanged. He just stopped coming to your locker between classes so you burned all the letters he ever gave you. Orange flames consuming glitter gel pen on folded notebook paper.
Read MoreFor the duration of the ride there was a group of women sitting behind me who were on their way to Seattle for a bachelorette party. They began the ride by loudly debating whether it would be acceptable to drink their smuggled Prosecco using penis straws to commemorate the occasion.
Read MoreI recently asked myself a serious question in a humorous way, which was this: “How can you tell the difference between not wanting to do something and being too scared to do something you want to do? They seem samsies to me.” Because we all know how fear can build up brick by brick until it obscures and confuses any genuine desire we have.
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